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So Many Books
Wednesday, October 12th, 2016 10:10 pmGot so many books from the library, their weight set off the front passenger side "no seat belt" alarm in my car.
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Exploding Butter
Thursday, September 29th, 2016 05:49 pmHave a laugh at our expense. I was in the kitchen talking with my aunt while dinner was being made. She put some butter in the microwave and set it to defrost to melt it. She turned it on and we were talking. All of a sudden.... BOOM... and splatters inside the microwave as we watched in horror. The butter exploded in the microwave. It was literally dripping from the ceiling of the microwave and off the door when we opened it. On the bright side, now everything smells deliciously of butter.
I'm Not Allergic To Death!
Sunday, January 18th, 2015 05:20 pmIn relation to my previous post about zoanthids / palythoa and palytoxins in saltwater aquariums. Conversation between me and Mike.
Me:
Did your mother or Frank ever say anything about that saltwater tank thing with the zoanthids?
Mike:
Mom sent it to Frank, I think Frank just shrugged it off.
Me:
Of course he did, because he knows everything.
Mike:
Indeed.
Me:
Well, if he ever decides to boil stuff from his tank to remove those things, take yourself, Ember, and Ranger, and leave. Haha.
Mike:
Yeah
He was like, it's only if you're allergic to them, and I was like, no, it's not.
What part of 'Second deadliest poison in the world' did you not comprehend?
Me:
Ughghg yeah. It can happen to anyone. Allergies or not.
Allergies will just make it worse.
Mike:
Yeah, cyanide will only kill you if you're allergic to it.
Me:
LOL! You totally should have said that to him.
Mike:
It's time to release the deadly neurotoxin.
But it's okay, you're safe if you're not allergic.
Me:
::Giggles hard::
Mike:
Sarin gas? I'm not allergic, I'm good.
I'm pretty sure everyone is allergic to death.
Me:
Ahhh GLaDOS would be sad to find out Chell was not allergic, in that case.
Mike:
That's how she lived.
Me:
Truth!
Mike:
Radiation will only hurt you if you're allergic.
Ask the Twins.
Me:
That stuff literally inhibits stuff on a cellular level, with sodium-potassium ATPase pumps and causing a disruption of the flow in and out of cell to where it free flows both ways which = no neuron or muscle function. Which in worst case means your lungs and your heart don't function like they should. So unless you are not allergic to that...yeah. :-P
Mike:
I'm not allergic to cellular-level failure.
Me:
Ignorance is bliss?
Until you die. Then it sucks.
Mike:
I'm not allergic to death!
Me:
So either you are a vampire, or a zombie?
Mike:
I think I'd rather be a zombie.
Me:
Did your mother or Frank ever say anything about that saltwater tank thing with the zoanthids?
Mike:
Mom sent it to Frank, I think Frank just shrugged it off.
Me:
Of course he did, because he knows everything.
Mike:
Indeed.
Me:
Well, if he ever decides to boil stuff from his tank to remove those things, take yourself, Ember, and Ranger, and leave. Haha.
Mike:
Yeah
He was like, it's only if you're allergic to them, and I was like, no, it's not.
What part of 'Second deadliest poison in the world' did you not comprehend?
Me:
Ughghg yeah. It can happen to anyone. Allergies or not.
Allergies will just make it worse.
Mike:
Yeah, cyanide will only kill you if you're allergic to it.
Me:
LOL! You totally should have said that to him.
Mike:
It's time to release the deadly neurotoxin.
But it's okay, you're safe if you're not allergic.
Me:
::Giggles hard::
Mike:
Sarin gas? I'm not allergic, I'm good.
I'm pretty sure everyone is allergic to death.
Me:
Ahhh GLaDOS would be sad to find out Chell was not allergic, in that case.
Mike:
That's how she lived.
Me:
Truth!
Mike:
Radiation will only hurt you if you're allergic.
Ask the Twins.
Me:
That stuff literally inhibits stuff on a cellular level, with sodium-potassium ATPase pumps and causing a disruption of the flow in and out of cell to where it free flows both ways which = no neuron or muscle function. Which in worst case means your lungs and your heart don't function like they should. So unless you are not allergic to that...yeah. :-P
Mike:
I'm not allergic to cellular-level failure.
Me:
Ignorance is bliss?
Until you die. Then it sucks.
Mike:
I'm not allergic to death!
Me:
So either you are a vampire, or a zombie?
Mike:
I think I'd rather be a zombie.
